Tag Archives: Humor

Tag Archives: Humor

Microsoft Songsmith – Please Make the Bad Noise Stop

By Howard Yermish | January 26th, 2009
Let me start by saying this: This music thankfully did not come from inside my brain. This is what happens when you put Sting through Microsoft Songsmith. You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video Any questions? Yes, everyone might have a song in their heart, but let’s avoid using Songsmith [...]
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Quote from Alice Kahn

By Howard Yermish | June 29th, 2008
“For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.” — Alice Kahn
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Quote: John Cleese

By Howard Yermish | June 22nd, 2008
“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.” — John Cleese
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Disco Bear

By Howard Yermish | June 15th, 2008
From the site BestofYouTube.com, a bear scratches its back on a tree, disco remix edition.
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Found: New Airline Charges by the Pound

By Howard Yermish | June 8th, 2008
When opening the Philadelphia Inquirer yesterday (actually, my wife saw it, I rarely open an actual newspaper), I saw a full page advertisement for Derrie-Air. So I went to their website to learn more: Mission Statement Derrie-Air is the world’s first carbon-neutral luxury airline. We will offer our passengers the finest luxury experience in all [...]
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Reminder: If ever I'm the governor

By Howard Yermish | May 8th, 2008
It is news like this that really brings it home, but if you are ever elected for a position that includes a residence, you may want to read this article… Nevada governor wants his mansion back and his wife out I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
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Breaking News: Tchaikovsky Turns 168

By Howard Yermish | May 7th, 2008
In the news today, buried under just about every other headline you can image, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, composer of such hits as Swan Lake and The Nutcracker, celebrated his 168th birthday today. The composer could not be reached for comment.
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