Category Archives: Humor

Category Archives: Humor

Quote from Ogden Nash

One of my favorite poets from my childhood, Ogden Nash… “A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
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Found: New Airline Charges by the Pound

When opening the Philadelphia Inquirer yesterday (actually, my wife saw it, I rarely open an actual newspaper), I saw a full page advertisement for Derrie-Air. So I went to their website to learn more: Mission Statement Derrie-Air is the world’s first carbon-neutral luxury airline. We will offer our passengers the finest luxury experience in all [...]
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Describing Van Halen to a Horse

Favorite tweet: Merlin Mann from 43folders describes what it is like to talk to a Windows user about the Mac. And if you haven’t heard it yet, check out the “You Look Nice Today” podcast.
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White House Ducks

(From the Associated Press) A heavily armed member of the Secret Service Emergency Response Team watches as a mother duck and her ducklings cross the driveway at the White House as heavy rain storms blanketed the Washington area, Friday, May 9, 2008. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
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Reminder: If ever I'm the governor

It is news like this that really brings it home, but if you are ever elected for a position that includes a residence, you may want to read this article… Nevada governor wants his mansion back and his wife out I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
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Shame on you Brett Farve!

Ahh… the story of a boy expressing his undying loyalty for Brett Farve through apparel. But when the man retires, so too does the shirt get retired. That will teach you Mr. Farve for breaking this boy’s heart. Favre fan retires faded No. 4 after 1,581 days I can only imagine it fitting that when [...]
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Defining "Crash and Burn"

May 6 marks the anniversary of the 1937 crash of the Hindenburg. It also marks the official birth of the term “Crash and Burn.” As a way to remember, this is a great day to try something in which you are sure to, well, “Crash and Burn.”
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From The Onion: Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak
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Obama Top 10 List

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Temporary Headline

For those of you who have ever put in temporary text when doing page layout, check out the bottom of the first page of the sports section from the Philadelphia Inquirer. All I have to say is, “Refer hereh ag hag ha hga hga hgh ag hag hag ha hga hga hg ahg.” Now please [...]
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